• mom:

    you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

  • me:

    THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

  • mom:

    you realize this makes you a nerd

  • me:

  • mom:

  • me:

    i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

  • me:

    i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

  • me:

    without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

  • mom:

  • me:

  • mom:

    this isn't normal

(Source: david8s)

(Source: thehootowlofdeath)

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

inklou:

walkintoasylum:

Based on this wonderful post:

Plot Twist: Sherlock and John are totally gay and hopelessly in love, but everybody assumes they’re just friends.

‘I’ll take this candle off the table it’s too romantic’

dying

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

(Source: theredhairing)

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

ecdysozoa:

Damn, I wish I had a lion who gave uplifting, comforting snuggles…

ecdysozoa:

Damn, I wish I had a lion who gave uplifting, comforting snuggles…

(Source: shitshilarious)

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The pursuit of Hufflepuffness

Dedicating my life to finding out what the heck a Hufflepuff really is.