DEAR GOD IT’S A PEN. IT’S A FOUNTAIN PEN THAT LOOKS LIKE A SQUID. Why do such things exist if they can never be mine??? The closest I’m likely to get to a fountain pen that looks like a squid is the Pilot Pluminix.
put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
take a nap on a fucking ski lift
The Sao Francisco Church, Brazil (x)
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
Sassy Cat [x]
THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE
darienne lake is fucking amazing
What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?
Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.
remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”
i don’t remember ever doing this….